LAB-05OPERATIONAL
Performance Lab
Department of Wasted Milliseconds
Oscilloscopes, frame counters and one deliberately terrible website kept alive for research purposes. Visitors are invited to save it. Most cannot.
LONG TASKS IN PROGRESS
LCPINPCLSlong taskscritical pathbundle sizehydration
LAB-05
Experiments
- performanceSYSTEMS
Save the terrible website
LCP 7.8s. INP 840ms. CLS 0.42. 4.8MB of JavaScript. You have a budget and a mission.
performance15 min - performanceENGINEER
Main-thread blocking experiment
Run real work on your real main thread and watch your real frame rate fall over. No simulation.
performance8 min
Dossiers
Myths filed against this lab
- ClaimPARTLY TRUE
“A smaller bundle is always faster.”
Smaller usually helps, but *when* bytes arrive and *what* they do on arrival matter more than the total.
SYSTEMSperformance - ClaimBUSTED
“100 Lighthouse means your website is perfect.”
Lighthouse is a synthetic run on a simulated device, on your network, with no real user in sight. It is a useful ratchet, not a verdict.
DEVELOPERperformance